While Greg and I were driving to an errand this morning, he tells me he hasn’t had any breakfast.
“You should know,” I point out, “that obesity rates are 76% higher among people who don’t eat a good breakfast.”
“Did you know that 84% of statistics are made up entirely on the spot?”
“Did you know that 43% of people who know that joke are really tired of hearing it?”
“Only 43%?”
“Yeah, but they’re REALLY tired of it.”